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Dear Dawn-

We all want to look our best of course!

As you can see from my photograph, I am "ear challenged"...my ears march to the tune of a different drummer (not the Standard).

Many compliment me on the varied presentation I give my ears, depending upon my many moods.  Whether I am confident, whimsical, playful, thoughtful, or even, at times, worried, my ears are a meter of what's going on in my pretty blue head.  The fact that they are not "rosed" allows me even more variation, of which I make full use!

Ears change during teething, certainly in part due to physiological reasons, but mainly to mess with our owners' heads.  Someone has to keep the human race humble, no?  There is hardly anything more fun than showing up at a specialty and giving "bat ears" after a down and back, then watching your owner's eyes get full and round.  Depending upon the size of the class, you might get to go rose-bat-rose-bat a number of times!

It's also great way to get ice cream when other exhibitors/breeders tell the owner to add more calcium to the diet.  But shhhhh, don't tell anyone I told you.

My advice would be to contact your darling's breeder first and foremost.  The breeder will be the best source of information for what works and what doesn't. Good luck to you!  And I command you, in the interest of feeling beautiful, to treat yourself and your girl to a day at the spa!

Your Girl,

Emma

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I'm so embarrassed for my friend!

This weekend I was at the dog shows with my friend and our families.  We had a great time, until...her owner got mad when they lost, so my friend's owner waited and waited and waited for the judge (who is a very nice person!) to finish the assignment.

Then, my friend's owner launched herself at the judge demanding to know why my friend (who is not an Italian Greyhound) wasn't good enough, and trying to intimidate the very nice judge.  My friend was mortified!

And to make matters worse, my owner doesn't want to go to dog shows anymore with my friend's owner, because of the bad behavior!  I like my friend, and we have a good time...I feel so bad for her, and for me too!

The judge handled the situation with grace, extricating himself from the "discussion" with a smile, which made my friend's owner even madder!  Now everyone will all hear about the "bad judging" from the weekend in various forums...and my friend will suffer even more disgrace!

Help!  Is there a solution??

Too Sad to Sign

Dear little doggy-

I am afraid that there is not much that you or your owner, or even your friend, can do.

All you can do is set a good example, give your friend your sympathy, and give kudos to the judge for refusing to fall for such shenanigans.

Maybe when you are at the shows, and you see your friend (whom I sure you miss already), you can wink at each other, and know that there is mutual support and admiration.

Sometimes, unfortunately, adults do not act mature, and it is up to the other adults in the situation to set the tone (which it sounds like the judge did, and your owner is doing, by refusing to be around it.).

While I am not a show dog, I hear how "political" the judging is alleged to be at times, usually from the losers of the day.  I have yet to hear of anyone crying "politics!!!" while holding a ribbon.  And I've heard the stories of the poor sports who accost judges, or try to influence them in other ways.  tsk tsk.

Dog shows are a lovely way to spend ones time, and your owner is probably trying to retain the enjoyment and shield you from unpleasant situations.  Your owner will find better companions, people with more respect for judges, dogs, and themselves.  You will make new friends too. I promise.

Your Girl,

Emma

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Why are people so MEAN at dog shows?   They're rude, they're not helpful, they say mean things about me to my owner, and they made her cry this weekend when they told her she would never win with me.

What can I say to my owner?  Maybe Agility folks are better?

Suzie Q

Dear Suzie Q-

I could write a book on the little I have observed at the very few (two?) shows I have attended (where is that photo?? I look very cute with my owner holding me in front of the Club banner).

The people who are mean at dog shows are mean elsewhere.  They are hurt individuals crying for attention, craving a warm hug, aching for a comforting embrace...they lack love in their lives and don't know that to get it they must give it.

Now, this doesn't mean your owner should grab one and wrestle him/her to the ground in an attempt to hug (though that could be a tempting thought with some of these people...however, it would border on assault....).

Your owner might consider thanking these 'walking-wounded' for their kindness in taking their time to advise her, and asking for their phone numbers so that a more in-depth conversation can be had, at a more appropriate time. 

If the "meanie" runs away at such an act of kindness, so be it.  All your owner can do is try.  There are "meanies" in all venues, in all walks of life.  Your owner would do well to see them for what they are, and their behavior for what is it...a cry for help.  (or an attempt to sell your owner another puppy!!)

Chin up Suzie, and watch your back,

Your Girl,

Emma

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Our family is interested in getting a small dog, and we have narrowed it down to an Italian Greyhound or a Miniature Pinscher.

We see that YOU live with a Min Pin, and so you will be the perfect one to ask "Which breed is better for us?"

We are two adults, together for 5 years, and we live in a townhouse in Seattle, WA.  One of us works only 2 doors away from our home and can run home periodically during the workday (we both work full time).  Weekends are spent visiting friends (and their dogs!) and enjoying the good life in the Pacific Northwest.

Thank you for this wonderful service you provide---we look forward to reading your response.

David & Peter

Dear David & Peter-

You ask a very difficult question!  Since I work from home, the home which I share with the Min Pin, you will have to read through the lines a bit.

For fearless behavior, the Miniature Pinscher is your breed.   But if you want a thoughtful and sensible & sensitive approach to life, you might lean more toward an Iggy.

Something to think about is:  will your Iggy be lonely all alone when you leave?  Do you have a cat for company or some other pet to keep your Italian Greyhound (are you reading between the lines???) company when you are away or warm in a snuggly bed while you bring home the bacon??

Another thing, is that many IG owners will make an "indoor potty" area for their svelte miniature Sighthounds (or, sigh, I suppose, for their other Toy breeds)...this is probably a good idea, and there is much information available for googling on just how to do this.

And how will you find your IG?  You simply must NOT purchase one from a pet shop...instead you would do well contacting good breeders and rescue groups.   The AKC Parent Club (IGCA) has a nice section on finding an Italian Greyhound, whether you want blue, red, pied...male or female...adult or puppy .

I hope you can see that your decision (of choosing between a Miniature Pinscher and an Italian Greyhound) is an easy one!

Your Girl

Emma

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My name is Sheryl and I have a 13 week old Iggy, and his name is Dino.  We love him but he tries to bite us all the time, mostly play biting.

But when you try to put something over his head, he growls and acts vicious, and snaps aggressively.

He also bit me once real hard when he was eating a treat....he dropped a piece, I picked it up, and he bit my finger so fast and hard that I was in shock.

I have started training class, and the trainer is aware and recommended socializing him with some of her day care dogs a few times a week.

Any other advice would be great, as I do have a 7 year old son.  Thanks a lot,

Sheryl

Hi Sheryl-

Dino sounds like a puppy piranha!

If you have seen the television show, "The Dog Whisperer" you may have noticed that frequently it is the owner behavior that is the key to solving the doggie behavior problem.  Until you see an improvement in behavior, try to avoid reaching over Dino's head which will likely cause him to try to grab your hand, which will cause you to jerk the hand away, which will be VERY tempting for a puppy piranha!

Taking into account Dino's age, I would address teething as a contributing issue...maybe some cool chewies to offer instead of your hand (a wetted, then frozen, wash cloth or some such--some folks soak in a chicken broth, but that can be messy).  Also some of the softer latex squeakie toys (always watch play with these, as you don't want Dino to free the squeakie in it).  These can be very satisfying to sore puppy gums.  Offer these items, and make them MORE exciting to chew on than your hands.

You can use a leash and collar inside the house...if a treat is dropped, don't compete with a piranha puppy, simply hold the puppy back, and pick up the treat.  If you are handing puppy treats, hand them "flat-handed" so your fingers don't get pinched (and teach your son to always give treats to dogs in this manner).

Exercise!  not forced, but increase the number of walkies.  If Dino gets wound up at 7:00pm, take him for a walkie at 6:00 pm, and play around with the timing.  I would aim for 2 walkies a day, minimum.  That means, you, a leash, and a Dino :) and maybe even your son.  Walks will calm the mind.

Depending upon when you got Dino, (say, if very young, like 8 wks) he may not have had a chance to learn bite inhibition, and puppy play classes are not a bad idea, providing that the other dogs are similar sized (you don't want an IG puppy romping with a large-breed puppy and breaking a leg).

Some owners have even wiped the back of their hands with substances like Bitter End (if you do this, check for skin irritation!), and puppy starts mouthing and gets an unpleasant taste.  yuk yuk!  For some puppies this will be enough.   Other owners have successfully let the hand go limp, and or pressed on the puppy's tongue firmly, which is certainly not the experience a pup is seeking.  Done consistently this can be great.  Avoid things that will hurt puppy's tender gums.

Another helpful way to counter-act the behavior is to teach an incompatible behavior.  Take a stroll around www.clickertraining.com and see the many different tricks (and how to teach!).  Puppy mouthing? teach the "hold" command or "fetch"...puppy can't bite you while he is running for a toy!  Clicker training is fantastic and can turn a puppy-criminal into a puppy-star.  (remember: treats given flat handed!)

I hope you will find some of these suggestions helpful.  Remember: Control the situation, and you control the Puppy!

(Dino, you naughty boy! stop biting!)

Emma

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I am in a family way, and I wondered if you might help me out?  Soon I will be the proud mother of bambinos, and I don't want to see them referred to as "Blue Collar" (yikes!) or "Green Ribbon".

Maybe you could suggest some names?

Rosie from Down South

Dearest Rosie-

Congratulations on your soon-to-be-brood!

While I have never been a mother, I fancy myself quite good at names.

I will caution you however, that if you name them, you will want to keep them.  Keeping them all may simply be impossible (some may be promised to other homes you see).

With that in mind, I would suggest yummy Baby Names like:  Gnocchi, Mocha, Cannoli, Cipolatta, Cavola, Luganega, e Pizza.  Oh wait, Pizza isn't Italian...that's ok, who doesn't like Pizza??

it's lunchtime!

Emma

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Tell us a little bit about yourself?  How old are you?  Where do you live?  Have we met at the shows?

I'm single, handsome, my owner says I am the Cat's Meow!   Maybe we could meet for Starbucks!

I can tell from you're photo that we have much in common (nice couch!).

Hubba Hubba,

Carlo!

Dear Carlo-

A true Lady does NOT discuss her age, though I appreciate your interest and am flattered.

I live in Texas, but it is unlikely that you and I could arrange a tryst, for I am not a showgirl.  I am spayed.  Plus, I'm a Folgers kind of girl.

I will say that I come from a very nice line of dogs, and there is a pair of jeans in my pedigree (wink wink!).  I come by my good looks, if I may say so, honestly.

Thank you for your interest Carlo, and I hope the New Year brings you love and happiness!

Emma

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I'm the youngest in a family of two Iggies.  The other Iggy, Carlo, broke his leg jumping up onto the counter.  I told him not to do it.  Actually, it was the fall that broke his leg, not the jump.  Carlo thinks it was worth it, going for the pizza, even though he didn't actually get the pizza.

The reason he thinks it was worth it is because now our people fawn over him.  It is disgusting how much attention he is getting.  Carlo just looks at me from our people's arms with a sneaky little smile.

If that weren't bad enough, now that they are fawning over him, there is less time for me!  This has been going on for 3 weeks, and I am not sure how much more of this I can take.  It's very unfair, and frankly, I resent it.

Exactly how long is this going to continue?

Yours truly,

Bobby from Georgia

Dear Bobby-

First let me say that I am very sorry that Carlo broke his leg, for both you and Carlo (and your owners!).

My human tells me that recovery might occur in as little as 6-8 weeks, depending on the fracture and method of repair.  Try to attend the next "check up" so you can listen to the veterinarian and see what is said.

Be prepared, because your owners might tend to baby Carlo a bit, even after the fracture is healed.  A bit could mean a tiny amount or even as much as a mammoth amount.  I don't want you to be surprised!

As for Carlo's attitude, try to be understanding.  He might be feeling a bit left out when your owners take you for walkies, and this is his way of "fighting back".  You may find that when he returns to normal exercise (minus forays for pizza...mmmm, sounds good right now!) he will return to his normal self.

Try to have patience with the pizza-boy, dear Bobby.

Your Girl,

Emma

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Hi Emma-

I want to know why the Italian Greyhound didn't win the National Dog Show in Philly yesterday???  My owners wouldn't take me to the Show, they said it was benched and I am not allowed since I was not entered (I am too young apparently).

Irma

Dear Irma-

That show actually took place 2 wks earlier than when it aired (yesterday, the 2007 Thanksgiving holiday in the US).

While the winner of the Toy Group was undoubtedly quite nice, I'm not really sure there is a good reason for an Italian Greyhound to lose EVER?  I'm sure my compatriots will agree with me (we are all Italian by blood, no?). 

Except, perhaps, if the IG ALWAYS wins, then all the other breeds will stop coming to the dog shows, and an IG can never win a BIS for all the absentees.

I hope this helps soften the blow,

Your Girl,

Emma

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Dear Emma-

My family is going on vacation to Florida (we live in the Chicago area)...I have a choice of staying home, or flying with them.  I'm not sure I'll get to see Mickey Mouse or not.  "Home" will actually be a kennel.  For 2 weeks.  They say they haven't decided, but if i look really really sad and pathetic I think they'd take me with them.

Which do I want? crammed in a bag under a seat, or in a kennel run?

Pretzel

Dear Pretzel-

You definitely want to see Mickey. Especially with Winter fast approaching Chicagoland!  I see you sipping mixed drinks by a pool, wearing plenty of sunblock of course!

But you might consider that while staying in a kennel might be just fine, don't forget that a nice pet sitter to cater to your every whim might be an alternative.  You wouldn't have to sit in a tiny bag, to and fro.  And you would get to train yet another servant  (never a bad thing!).

Good call on looking really really sad and pathetic to get what you want...humans need guidance!

Emma

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I'm an active, tom-boy sort of girl (I keep the yard free of varmints...I dispatched a wabbit in a nest just last month!)

My owner insists on dressing me up in frou-frou outfits (feather boas, crystal collars, etc.).  I want leather, not lace.

Anyhoo, I'm writing because I have flakey dandruff and am itchy.  My owner keeps telling me to stop scratching, that it's not ladylike, and she got some shampoo for itching (oh great, more baths...).  Not only do I have to get a bath, but I still itch.   Help.

Olivia from Ohio

Dear Olivia

I think you should present your dorsal area to your owner, and look at her emphatically, sending her the subliminal message to take you to the vet for an evaluation.  Because you mention WABBIT and dandruff and itching, "Walking Dandruff" (Cheyletiella mites) immediately comes to mind.

You can see a photo of the nasty bugger here:   http://www.peteducation.com/article.cfm?cls=18&cat=1803&articleid=1597

If Cheyletiella mites are found, your vet will have treatment recommendations that may or may not differ from what is found on that web page.

Once the cause of your itching is found and treated, you should be able to go back to your normal bath schedule.  But, remember, smelling nice isn't "girlie", it's part of being an elegant Italian Greyhound, and you don't want to be a stinky tom-boy.

Your Girl,

Emma

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I have a bit of a prickly situation. Due to this, I cannot use my real name, so I must sign this with a pseudonym.

I am a show girl, finished quickly, was specialed a tad, but the early morning ring-times didn’t suit me, nor waiting around all day for Groups. When I informed my human that I would no longer be attending these dog shows, she tried to ply me with cookies, gifts and blankies. No go. So, finally, she accepted that come 8:00am on Saturday mornings we would be in bed, not trotting around dewey grass rings or in chilly metal buildings.

Or so I thought.

Lately, she has been excitedly whispering on the phone, and visiting pedigree sites, I thought to find me a suitor, but NO! not for a suitor, not for Italian Greyhounds, but GASP for Chinese Cresteds. How can this be? What on earth has got into my human? I don’t need a Chinese Crested! if anything, I need a Swarovski Crystal Collar!

My human thinks the CC will be another dog to show, but what about me? I’m certainly not going to stand shivering ringside to cheer on a mutant. She certainly can’t expect me to stand idly by while she brings such embarrassment and shame to our household. What will my Iggy friends think? They will make fun of me and my human, I just know it. And why wouldn’t they?

I don’t want to be awakened in the wee hours by the sound of a Norelco shaver, hear hands slathering cream on mutant-skin, and certainly I do not want to hear the BLOW DRYER at 7-oh-nothing drying mutant-hair-fringes . There must be something I can do!

Sally "Stamp-Out-Mutants" Malone

Dear Sally-

I can understand your dismay when faced with the end of an era, when it was just you and your mistress.

It's hard to hear this, but you must be tolerant of the new addition. (It is oh so NOT politically correct to judge a dog based on hair type and body form!)

Accept the CC for what he is , and accept that your mistress desires to continue her activities, even while she is respecting your desire to retire.

On the bright side:

• CC's are WAY slower than Iggies, and you will be able to show the CC up at every turn (literally!).
• IG clothes are way more elegant than CC clothes, b/c of the slender IG form (you are still slender in your retirement, aren't you?), so you will always be better looking (as if that were in question?!).
• With their naked (yes, mutant) skin, CC's are little hot-water-bottle-type bed warmers, and you will find that on the mornings you do sleep in, having your own personal furnace is oh so cozy!

I must warn you however, that if you are not tolerant, you will be dubbed the "meanie", and you may find your home filled with even more mutants. Set a good example dearie, maintain your charm, and soon you may find that you have grown fond of the little bugger!

Your Girl,

Emma

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Dear Emma-

We are Mario and Vinny.  We’re very Italian.  We like cannoli’s, lasagna, the opera, you name it, if it’s Italian, we love it.   We’re conflicted on pizza.

Mom & Dad call us their Little Italian Boys.  Our blankies are green, white, and red.  Even our collars.

Imagine how I felt when the punk terrier next door tells me we’re not Italian?  I was not happy.  So I did some asking around.

Turns out, our last name is very “Mayflower”.  If that weren’t bad enough, we don’t even know where Vinny is from (he came from a shelter), and I was born in Florida (which apparently is NOT in Italy).

I’m having a mis-identity crisis!  Vinny doesn’t get it; I tried explaining it to him, but he’s not too bright in the head, if ya know what I mean.   I feel lost.  I got nuttin.

Mario in Manhattan

Dear Mario and Vinny,

My Little Italian Stallions, you are Italian from the inside out.  You have marinara flowing through your veins. I could tell from reading your letter that your are agile, built for speed and, of course, handsome. 

You have an Italian history my friend, but you live in America (that's why the pizza tastes a little different). You are lucky to be IG's living in America where the healthcare system for IG's is better than any where else in the world.  Your American family is proud of your history as you should be.  Everyone here is a little confused about where they really came from.  But, for us it is easy because it's part of our name.  That's even simple enough for Vinny.

As for your terrier next door, I'll bet he eats anything tossed towards his chewed up plastic bowl.  And, I wouldn't be surprised if he is sporting a "blue collar."

Wear your colors proudly my Little Italian Men.  Ciao.

Your Girl,

Emma

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I have a problem when the sky yells at me and spits.  It’s very scary.   The walls of the house shudder.  I HATE it.

Sometimes my owner turns on all the lights, shuts the drapes, and turns on the tv really really loud to try to hide the scary thunder and lightening.  It’s not really working for me.

The cats don’t seem to mind, they act like nothing is happening (what is WRONG with them??).  Help.

Inky

Dear Inky:

You are so right.  I absolutely hate the damp weather.  Can't even pretend to feel pretty with big 'ol wet spots on my back, and it makes everything so slippery when I run, it's just frightening.

 

As you may know, I have a min pin that shares my home (no cats, but the attitude is still there).  Anyway she is not afraid so I often seek comfort next to her or my human.  My human is very reserved and makes me feel calm.

So, my advice to you is to find that special something that's warm and and comfortable that will ease your anxiety.  It may be your cats, a toy you can hide with under the bed, or your human.

 

And while you are snuggling that special something Inky, remember that the sky also warms you and and tickles your ears with soft breezes. The spitting and yelling is brief, it will pass my friend. 

 

Your girl,

Emma

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My family got me from a breeder.  We are very happy together! However, when we go to places like PetSmart and the vet office (yick!), strangers ask if I am a "rescue".  When my family says no, they got me from a breeder, the strangers almost always look disappointed!  One lady asked my family if they have any Rescued Iggies, and another lady states that she will ONLY have Rescue dogs ever!

I know there are Iggies in Rescue who need homes.  Did I take a home away from another Iggy???

Worried in Washington

Dear Frankie:

Bless your poor, sweet, little heart!

There is a home for every Iggy...and you are in YOUR home.  You did not take a home away from another Iggy.

It is true, there are far too many Iggies in Rescue, but that is not your fault.  And you need a home and family of your own too.

You might try saving your kibble to be sent to your nearest Rescue, or be a stand-up-fella and represent your breed well when out in public!

Maybe your family will decide they want to foster an Iggy for Rescue, or even adopt.  Then you will have the opportunity to help a needy Iggy.  There are all sorts of things you can do if you wish.

But sleep well little angel, comfortable in the knowledge that EVERY Iggy deserves a home!

Your girl,

Emma

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My name is Frankie, and I am 9 years old.  I want to know why I can't potty in the house? Why do I have to go outside in the rain and cold? The humans go potty in the house!  Life is not fair.  I'm tired of freezing my patoukas!

chilly willy,

Frankie

Dear Frankie:

This topic still embarasses me.  However, it is important, so here it is. 

I tried it in the house and I have tried it outside.  I hate it when they watch me.  In the house I would try to hide it, but they would still find it.  Then I would get chased around the house as they screamed at me.  Completely unnerving.  So, I actually like it outdoors.  During the cold rainy season, they cannot tell if it's me or the rain that dampened the porch and in the snow I stay close to the house or under a large tree.

True, life's not fair, but that's all I am going to say Frankie.  Keep the peace brother, keep it outside.

Your girl,

Emma

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Suzanne in Albuquerque

Dear Suzanne,

Were you planning on serving up your new Iggy with French Fries or chips? ahhh, I only jest!

While the typical nature of a Rottweiler (a noble breed!) and an Italian Greyhound are a little different, they are both dogs, and the general cautions, about introducing new dogs to one another, apply.

However, mixing a large breed with a Toy breed has risks, namely, accidental physical injury to the Toy breed.  This is something your breeder can advise you on. Iggies are so much more graceful, and finer in form, which any other breed would naturally be jealous of, yet not necessarily take into account when the Squirrel Alert has been sounded.  Iggies as a rule, don't typically "squish", they "snap"...

And, while I hate to say this, you must think of the likely injury to the egos of your Rottweiler when you introduce a blue-blood like an Iggy into the family, one who will no doubt take command of them in short order!  Will they accept a new leader in miniature form?  Will they recognize that they are in the presence of greatness? These are questions which you must ponder and decide, for you know your dogs the best.

Perhaps most importantly, is there room on the bed for human, Iggy, Rotties, bunnies and rabbits?  Will Iggy have the required amount of bed space?  And the thread count of the bedding, is it high enough for an Iggy?  Iggies like softness.  And down.  lots of down.

Do write back and tell us of your decision!

Your girl,

Emma

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I am Trixie a cute red and white Not SPOILED iggy who lives with a Schipperke that I call the Black Tornado (her real name is Pepper). The Black Tornado is fun to play with, but she sure cant race worth a darn with those short little legs she has, she cant even race up and down the hall way as many times as I can  she hides after a few ups and downs and I find her in a room after the race.  Its just NO CONTEST who is going to win the race ME OF COURSE.

The Black Tornado is also very hairy it is almost like a fur blanket she has on she never sleeps under the blankets in bed like I do  and sometimes she doesn't even know I am under the blankets where she wants to lay cause I am so sprawled out she doesn't feel my little lump, but she is warm to snuggle up to when Mom and Dad aren't home.

My problem with the Black Tornado is that she wants to watch and listen to much.  If she hears or sees something that upsets her she wants to bark, she barks really loud for her size it hurts my ears, when she barks I get really really scared!  Sometimes I am even taking a nap when she barks, so I have to get up from nap and run to a safe spot.  When Mom or Dad are home I run to them and jump in there lap, when they aren't home I hide behind the couch.  AND I SHAKE cause I am so scared.  My little heart just pitter patters real fast, I have thought about getting that super glue Mom has and putting it on her food hmmm do you think I should do it? 

Emma I tell you The Black Tornado will be the death of me...she is just stupid most of the times when she barks a person comes in the house who just loves me up petting me and there she is barking at them and standing back getting no pets.  She is stupid just plain ole stupid.   Any suggestions would be appreciated.

My Dear Trixie,

Reading your letter was like reading a chapter from my own life.  You see, I too have such a friend in my house.  Banshee, a stag red Min Pin.  Does exactly the same thing.  She'd rather bite someone than to get patted.  Banshee always tells me, "you don't know where that hand has been."  And, unlike myself, my Min Pin feels the need to stand at the door or window and try to control the outside world all day long.  She's non stop, just like your Tornado.   Took me years to figure out why she does what she does. 

I figured out that she knows she's not the prettiest, nor is she the fastest, but she can be scary.  Now that is something I cannot and prefer not to achieve.  While her barks rubbed me the wrong way for years, and on occasion still does, she is keeping me protected from having to do the "dirty work."  I prefer not to know if things are going wrong or if something scary is near.  So, when Banshee barks, I head to the other side of the house and seek comfort in knowing that I am far from the annoyances.  Don't be afraid my friend, the Tornado is looking after you the best way she knows how.  Super glue is not the answer (although the mental pictures are priceless). Seek comfort in those barks, enjoy the snuggling in bed and all the other comforts that your little friend will never understand. Just remember, she's doing the dirty work and doesn't even know it (again, they're not the brightest bulbs in the house).  And one day, your little Tornado will run out of steam and she will seek your comfort, just like my aged Min Pin.  You have it good girlfriend, just change your way of thinking.

Your girl,

Emma

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